Tag: fun

  • Apparently, some (str8?) men need (more) help

    The page cannot be displayed because you need to approach some women

    The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. Your Mom told me you’ve been online for way too long and you
    need to go out and approach some women.


    Please, try the following:


    • Don’t click the Refresh button. Go outside now.
    • To go outside, first click Put On Shoes. On the Wussy tab, clic Time to Make a Girl’s Day. The Ass is Plastered to My Chair setting should match those provided by your pickup coach.
    • If you are addicted to information, try to cut down a bit.
    • Click the Make a Commitment button and approach one woman every day. It gets easier with every approach.
    • If you would like to be happier than you’ve ever been before in your entire life, click
      Go Out Into the Real World
    • There are many hot women out there in the real world who are tired of wussies who won’t come up to them and talk to them. If you are unable to get up, click back and pay for a coach to kick your ass.

    HTTP Error 404 – File or Directory not found.

    Internet Information
    Overload (IIO)


    Technical Information (for a better life)

    • Go to ApproachAnxiety.com and perform a title search for the words Fear, Overcome and Exhilaration.
    • Open Coaching Help, which is accessible in the Coaching Section, and search for topics titled Push Me into Approaches, Show Me How to Do It, and Understand My Irrational Fear.

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  • Rainy Saturdays are sooooo cool

    Good afternoon everybody! (Or evening/morning – wherever you are right now.)

    It’s Saturday afternoon in Brighton & Hove, and I’m sitting in the Farm tavern, listening to Martha’s new CDs (The Editors and Bloc Party) and eating quiche!! Going to have a Hot Toddy soon. It’s really helping to kick the sneak flu-attack that welcomed me yesterday ;0)

    So yeah, off to Habitat shortly (with Noah) to buy the tavern a funky new christmas tree.

    Hope you’re having an awesome weekend! See you in the Farm Tavern, yeah?

  • Brighton & Hove: The Place To Be!!

    Cheers!!

    It’s Friday afternoon and I have just about enough time to quickly update my blog. I waved goodbye to Earl’s Court on Wednesday – and took the train down south to Brighton & Hove. An old friend of mine has a pub there, called the Farm Tavern. Everybody is so nice here!! Martha (my friend) and her business partner Noah took me in and made me part of their family. The staff also embraced me with open arms – it’s absolutely amazing!!!

    I think I have the coolest room in the world! The upstairs bar *lol* It’s brilliant – every bachelor’s dream, I promise you. The couch is super comfy, there’s a christmas tree in the bay window, a fire place and – of course – a real bar!!!

    If you’re ever in the area, do yourself a great big favour and pop into the farm tavern (Farm road, Hove) If you come by before New Years – I might even serve you a pint!

    Untill later then, all my love all over the world,
    Willie

  • Stormhoek – my favourite wine!

    Last night, in Johannesburg, the Council of judges for South Africa’s Marketing Excellence awards gave a gold medal and trophy to Stormhoek as the best Brand marketing campaign of the year (Small Budget).

    They gave the same awards to other brands for Medium Budget and Large Budget and Extra Large Budget.

    Finally, they gave a bigger trophy to the Grand Prix winner for the overall brand campaign winner and this went to Stormhoek.

    Gold awards and trophies were handed out for sponsorship campaigns, arts and culture campaigns and an ex-advertising copywriter (now Absa Bank marketing manager) called Happy Ntshingila was crowned Marketing Man of the Year.
    [Full story from bizcommunity.com.]

    Not only is Stormhoek my FAVOURITE WINE OF ALL TIME – but they have a brilliant marketing strategy as well: Blogging. Yup – go to: www.stormhoek.co.za – that’s it! Brilliant.


    Probably my favourite part of the Stormhoek image – is Hugh Macleod’s (he of gapingvoid fame) cartoons that are used as their labels. A few of them are posted below:

    Peace.

  • Mommy I want one!!

    Now this is a concept car I’d gladly give my front teeth for!


    Mazda Taiki reflects one possible direction for a future generation of Mazda sports cars aimed at helping create a sustainable society. The fourth concept car in the Nagare design series, Mazda Taiki further evolves the “flow” theme to establish a breathtaking presence that clearly distinguishes it as the culmination of the series, and to visually express the atmosphere – called taiki in Japanese – that wraps the Earth in its protective belt. The next-generation RENESIS (“16X” rotary engine) sets new standards for environmental and driving performance and serves as the base for pursuing the sports packaging that is synonymous with the Mazda name and unbeatable aerodynamic performance. From stem to stern the Mazda Taiki concept represents the culmination of the Nagare design series, while standing as a life-size icon indicating the road to the Mazda sports cars of the future.(Designed by Mazda Yokohama Design Studio)To give form to the concept of a next-generation Mazda sports icon that operates in harmony with our planet’s environment, the challenge became to create “a design that visually expresses the flow of air”. This inspired the image of a pair of Hagoromo – the flowing robes in Japanese legend that enable a celestial maiden to fly – floating down from the sky.. The lower of the layered hagoromo flows from the front fenders to the sides, where it wraps under the body and gracefully curves up at the rear. The other hagoromo flows from the hood through the shoulder lines it etches, past the unique independent rear fender design, and lends a seductive curve to the rear deck. The fusion of these flowing upper and lower surfaces not only creates a visual depiction of flowing air, well-toned appearance, as well as creating a sense of floating lightly on air. The design also achieves an excellent drag coefficient of 0.25 and zero lift.

    Check out the rest at: http://www.mazda.com/motorshow/main.html?page=5

  • The Knoetze Bloodline


    If anyone wondered where I’d gone to – or why I’ve been relatively quiet lately – check this out! I’ve been researching and building my family tree – and am at a place where I can show the world!!

    *Muwahahahahahaaa*

    Click through to http://theknoetzebloodline.myheritage.com and have a peek. If you happen to fit in there somewhere – drop me a line and I’ll register you as an administrator!!

    All my love,
    Willie

  • Getting Physical

    [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQXECBdPgEA&rel=1&border=0&w=425&h=366]

    If anybody knows where this morphing facility is – let me know!

  • GO BOKKE!!! (SA vs England)

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    In the same vein as the ad above (maybe a little bit harsher) – I’d like to pass along one message to the Springbokke for their game tonight:
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    Got get’em boys!
    (no lube!)

  • supper funny baby panda

    this had me in stitches!!!

  • Gay words on Faith

    http://youtube.com/v/COZxeiWaMn8

    I found this little clip by accident. Americans have a “National Coming Out Day” (October 11), and this post was part of 2007’s “Video Quilt”.

    Check it out.