Category: Migrations

  • Food poisoning

    Cold sweats and shivers,
    And hot fever switches,
    Cramps knot my tummy
    And aches claim my legs,
    These are a few of my poisoning cues!

    Over the last two days, I’ve come to certain realizations, not the least of which being that:
    Chicken can not be trusted!!

    Other realizations include: the value of two ply TP, cornflower has real power, a glass of water can be be vengeful, and…

    I watch way too many cooking shows!

    Seriously. After last night’s fever-fueled dreams of Andalusian bake-offs, I may have to take a TV sabbatical. Very few things are as disturbing as trying to deconstruct gourmet pastries, while running a cooking gauntlet of consecutive workstations, set up along a rocky outcrop, all the while stopping to do the “inverted fountain” on the toilet. Speaking of which… I gotta run!

    (Send help!)

  • Fun music video: Gangnam Style

    I’m pretty sure most of you have heard/seen/otherwize experienced the Gangnam Style phenomenon.
    For those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about – welcome to what’s been playing in my head since Friday:

    [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=videoseries?index=18&list=PL9C8FEF2291D596E9&hl=en_US]

    Dress classy,
    Dance cheesy!

  • Talking Foreign: a silly Sunday list

    Today I want to share something of the SMH-variety: things people say that make me Shake My Head. I can’t help but chuckle whenever I witness people throwing themselves at an unfamiliar language, with no clear reason to do so. And nowhere in the world is it so painfully obvious, as right here in our wonderfully multilingual South Africa. The most comical interactions being between parties with a common tongue, choosing to interact in another – usually English.

    I share these gems for your amusement:

    • “How long, round about?”
    • “Now listen nicely…”
    • “This cutlery are so androgynous!”
    • “I can like to wear a jean pant.”
    • “Can I make for you some tea?”
    • “Just feel this sweetness…”
    • “Winter bloom-coal whiff cheese, please.”
    • “I will you navigator.”
    • “I come right, don’t worry.”
    • “Yes no you never know man.”

    Add your favorites in the comments below ;0)

  • Photoblog: Mayor's Gala

    Mom and Dad went to the Mayor’s Gala last night. Aren’t they gorgeous?

  • SA creatives featured!

    I always get a kick out of seeing South Africans making name for themselves!
    This issue of NICE features great talent from Jozi.
    Enjoy!

    http://static.issuu.com/webembed/viewers/style1/v2/IssuuReader.swf

  • I'm in!!!

     I heard from Stellenbosch University – and I’ve been accepted into the PostGraduate Certificate in Education program!

    *happy dance*
    Classes start in February.
    Now to figure out a way to pay for it.
  • the gallery is open!

    I’d like to thank everybody who clicked and requested my gallery opening – it worked y’all!!!

    now everybody can click on through to http://instacanv.as/absolutwillie and have a look at my debut exhibition:

    Pretty Liturgical – textile studies of religious vestments.

     and best of all? you can now legitimately OWN your favorites!! so go on and buy, buy, buy!

    I’ve got tuition to pay for ;0)

  • selling out to school up

    so here’s the deal: I’ve applied to my alma mater (Stellenbosch University) for acceptance into the Postgraduate Certificate in Education program for 2013. it is a full time, residential program which will (finally) make me a “real” teacher in the eyes of the local job market.

    getting certified as a teacher will open the doors to a proper job at home – something which is frustratingly unavailable despite my existing qualifications and international experience.

    here’s the kicker though: it is going to cost me about US$10,000 for the year…

    while I am taking on every freelance opportunity that I can grab hold of, including piece-jobs of manual labor, it is becoming all too clear that I need to investigate additional avenues.

    remembering the popularity of my photography when exhibited in Missouri (when the conditions of my visa prevented me from accepting payment for them), I’ve decided to put my work up for sale again. issues of copyright, production, pricing and international postage are a frightful headache, and I need some way to test the market and see wether this is a worth while venture.

    enter Instacanvas:

    Instacanvas offers me the opportunity to open a gallery, where they handle sales, printing and shipping of purchased artwork. naturally they keep the lion’s share of the money, giving the artist (me) 20% of the money made in sales. I get to retain copyright on all my images, thankfully, making it possible for me to take things further when feasible.

    so I put my name down, and readied my photos.

    what can you do to help? plenty!

    • first of all, by merely clicking and requesting my gallrey opening on Instacanvas, you help move my gallery’s opening to the front of the cue.
    • secondly, once the gallery is open, you could buy my prints! (Remember, I get 20% – so I need BIG sales, and plenty of them!)

    Request my gallery opening

    instacanv.as/absolutwillie

    • OR, if you’re feeling generous, you could send a donation / become a sponsor! (leave a comment and get in contact)