Author: absolutwillie

  • Bike Hero

    http://youtube.com/v/NlMYWuGUZlM

    now THIS made me laugh out loud!
    the awesomeness!!!

    (as seen on alistair’s blog)

  • and a little something from NY

    Little boy watching a man: What the fuck?
    Mother, reading a newspaper
    : You better watch your mouth today, little boy!

    Little boy
    : But mommy, he keeps banging his head on the pole!

    Mother, watching the man
    : What the fuck?

    –F Train

    Overheard by: It looked painful.

    from overheardinnewyork.com

  • Rexmas

    http://youtube.com/v/YNE4-etE4HE

    this was just what i needed to start my day!
    ROTFLMAO

    thanks Geoff!!

  • SA NOT SIGNING UN DECLARATION?

    It appears as if South Africa is among the countries that will not be supporting a UN declaration calling for member states to decriminalise homosexuality.

    The proposed declaration was initiated by France, which currently holds the rotating EU presidency, and has been signed by all the countries of the European Union.

    The draft declaration will be presented to the UN General Assembly on Wednesday, the sixtieth anniversary of the UN Declaration of Human Rights. It is the first time the Assembly will deal with gay and lesbian rights.

    According to Human Rights activist Peter Tatchell, only three African countries – Gabon, Cape Verde and Guinea-Bissau – have signed on to the document.

    South Africa, which boasts the most gay-friendly legislation on the continent, has reportedly not yet agreed to support the initiative.

    A recent Human Sciences Research Council survey claims that 80% of South Africans believe that homosexuality is wrong.

    The US and Australia are among the democratic nations that have declined to support the declaration, says Tatchell. The Vatican and the Organisation of Islamic States are, unsurprisingly, vocally opposed to the initiative.

    Homosexuality is illegal in 86 countries around the world. Lesbians and gays face the death penalty in at least seven nations.

    mambaonline reporter

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  • the magic parcel adventure

    after school on friday, i hopped on the bus (not pictured) to Kaohsiung…

    where i took the subway to zouying station,

    where i took the High Speed Rail (up to 300km/h) to taichung,

    where i got on the slow train to Dajia,

    where i picked up the deliciousness from SA! Mom sent me some droë wors, coffee cookies, rusks, scarves, Black Cat peanut snacks, Cadbury’s, my SpringLeap T-shirts – and even a copy of DeKat!! color me crawling on the floor with laughter when i noticed the fruit-cake and the designer tissues *lol* awesome!!!

  • today is better

    just a quick “mornin’ y’all” to smile and wave from the other side of last night’s post.

    the risperdal and a good night’s sleep – plus the resolution to hit the road out of town after school today – has me feeling a whole lot better about myself and life in general :0)

    also, thanks to Rod for the comments – both of them. no comment is a bad comment.
    and thanks to Immi for all the tips and tricks on her blog! i live better every day.

  • now sucks

    here’s the deal: i’ve lost my mojo.

    it’s thursday night and i’ve just returned home from school. my last class took forever and it feels like i’m not getting anywhere with my students. the teenagers are getting the better of me… i’ve run out of ideas on how to get them talking. it’s a “conversation class” – which means we’re supposed to converse for 90 minutes. (okay, two sessions of 40 minutes with a ten minute break in the middle.) It’s a miracle if i get one of them to say more than three sentences. i’ve tried sports, rock, hip hop, online gaming, pets, family, fashion, parties, school, poetry, visual arts, movies – everything. harry potter worked for a while, but we’ve gone through all the books now…

    i know they think swearing is funny – but i’m not comfortable with the idea of exchanging insults and cusses with 14 year olds.

    fuck i feel useless. i just want to sleep. i honestly don’t feel like doing anything.

    yup, i know – these are all little red flags saying auntie debra is visiting. time to take the risperdal again.

    *sigh*

  • Damien Rice – Rootless Tree (Live from Abbey Road)

    http://youtube.com/v/xlnpedLeGbo

    probably not a safe song to play to your dear old gran… but the power of this performance threw me halfway across the planet!

    i have to thank Rod from kickin’ tina for loading this as today’s “sound choice”. i’m not sure why i’m crying – but it feels damn good!

  • but in humans…

    Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples – Telegraph

    The two penguins have started placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs, in a bid to hide their theft.

    But the deception has been noticed by other penguins at the zoo, who have ostracised the gay couple from their group. Now keepers have decided to segregate the pair of three-year-old male birds to avoid disrupting the rest of the community during the hatching season.

    A keeper at Polar Land in Harbin, north east China explained that the gay couple had the natural urge to become fathers, despite their sexuality.

    “One of the responsibilities of being a male adult is looking after the eggs. Despite this being a biological impossibility for this couple, the natural desire is still there,” a keeper told the Austrian Times newspaper.

    “It’s not discrimination. We have to fence them separately, otherwise the whole group will be disturbed during hatching time,” he added.

    There are numerous examples of homosexuality in the animal kingdom, but gay penguins have captured the public’s attention more than any other species.

    A German zoo provoked outrage from gay lobby groups after attempting to mate a group of gay male penguins with Swedish female birds who were flown in especially to seduce them. But the project was abandoned after the males refused to be “turned”, showing no interest in their would-be mates.

    In 2002 a couple of penguins at a New York zoo who had been together for eight years were “outed” when keepers noticed that they were both males.

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  • Verka Serduchka

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    Вєрка Сердючка!!