Author: absolutwillie

  • Just for today…

    Just for today I will try to live through this day only – and not tackle my whole life problem at once. I can do something for twelve hours that would appall me if I had to keep it up for a lifetime.

    Just for today I will be happy. This assumes what Abraham Lincoln said, that: “Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be”, is true.

    Just for today I will adjust myself to what is – and not try to adjust everything to my own desires. I will take my “luck” as it comes – and fit myself to it.

    Just for today I will try to strengthen my mind. I will study. I will learn something useful. I will not be a mental loafer. I will read something that requires effort, thought and concentration.

    Just for today I will exercise my soul in three ways:
    I will do somebody a good turn and not get found out. (If anybody knows of it, it will not count.)
    I will do at least two things I don’t want to do – just for exercise.
    I will not show anyone that my feelings are hurt. They may be hurt, but today I will not show it.

    Just for today I will be agreeable. I will look as well as I can, dress becomingly, talk low, act courteously, criticise not one bit, not find fault with anything – and not try to improve or regulate anybody except myself.

    Just for today I will have a program. I may not follow it exactly but I will have it. I will save myself from two pests: Hurry and Indecision.

    Just for today I will have a quiet half hour all by myself – and relax. During this half hour, I will try to get a better perspective of my life.

    Just for today I will be unafraid. Especially I will not be afraid to enjoy what is beautiful – and to believe that as I give to the world, so the world will give to me.

  • Kareem proved innocent

    1 Year after his conviction – for which the sentence was 1 year’s imprisonment – Kareem has been proved innocent. Makes you wonder…

    Kareem proved innocent

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  • One of those days…

    It’s a sh!tty brain-day.
  • Hugh does it best

    It’s no secret that i am a devoted fan (deciple?) of gapingvoid.
    Imagine my excitement when I stumbled onto this presentation – using his cartoons!

    Oh happy day!!

    10 Ways to a Killer Blog

    From: yizmo, 1 year ago

    Presentation of Robert and Maryam Scoble about how to blog well. The Blog Business Summit 2006 is a conference and seminar series focused on business blogging.

    SlideShare Link

  • Clockwise or Anti-clockwise?


    If the lady isn’t spinning, click on her and try again.
    (And no, I don’t mean anything else by it. Naughty!)

    You can actually see her spinning in either direction. Something to do with shifting dominance of brain hemispheres.

    If initially she spins clockwise, you’re a left-brainer.
    Anti-clockwise makes you a right-brainer.
    Shifting between the two hemispheres makes her do a “matrix”-like glitch/switch.

    I tried it with Nakkie and me watching at the same time – it’s not the gif that changes. We saw her spinning in different directions – and switching at different times.

    very cool.

  • and for fun…

    Dad went to doe some surveying in the Karoo yesterday morning. At around 5PM he sends us this MMS: At around lunch-time, about 40m into the river (roughly 8m from the edge), the F250 took a dive. A local tried to tow it out with his Toyota 4×4 bakkie (pick-up), but could only manage to stir the water. A tractor snapped a steel cable (twice) before dragging the beast out to dry land.

    She be busted.

    I drove through to Van Wyksdorp at 9PM, picked up the crew just after midnight and headed back home. I’m a bit tired this morning, but I feel “connected” again.
    If ever you need to touch base and get a bit of grounding – take a midnight run under the stars.

  • A random selection from engrish.com

    Tarzan not understand…
    ??
    hehe – wonder what happens with Modern Cool?
    without reserve, they say
    I’d say that counts

    I hear you!
    There’s a league?
    I don’t even know if I can post this…
    … but this makes it better?

    Click on through to www.engrish.com and amuse yourself… ;0)

  • Found on engrish.com

    And if you’re dead, please go to hospital…
    Hey, you gotta do your part…

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  • Range Rover Scam?


    My Mom received this exciting mail (from Canada) in the post this morning. It seems she’s almost, definitively, good as forshitsure won a Range Rover (from the UK). All she has to do is send one Olivia Simpson-Scott (Director of Vehicle Transfers) at “Seaboard Guaranty & Consignment”, somewhere in Radstock in the UK.

    Google has no record of any of the data – so maybe Land Rover should check this out.
    (And here we thought all the 419 Scams cam from Nigeria!)