Author: absolutwillie

  • FictionJunction YUUKA

    [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iymi9Npa61w&fs=1&w=425&h=344]

  • its heeeeeeere!


    Typhoon FUNG-WONG (0808)
    Typhoon Status
    1800UTC 27 July 2008
    Center Location 23.0N 122.4E
    Movement NNW 13km/hr
    Minimum Pressure 948hPa
    Maximum Wind Speed 43m/s
    Gust 53m/s
    Radius of 15m/s 220km
    Radius of 25m/s 80km

  • Give me one good reason…

    Mob beats up Alzheimer patient for ‘shoplifting’

    Alzheimer sufferer James Frederick Brown, 69, found dead in police cell for ‘stealing’ chocolate worth R8,50…

    “Kill him, kill him,’ screamed the Shoprite cashiers as the mob carried the frail old man out, with children punching him from below…

    Jul 11 2008 Kriel.
    Afrikaner Alzheimer sufferer James Frederick Brown, 69, couldn’t even remember whether he’d paid for a bar of chocolate — but he was set upon on Tuesday at the Shoprite supermarket in Kriel by a security guard — and then attacked by a vigilante mob, which was egged on by screaming cashiers yelling ‘kill him, kill him”, while they were carrying the sick old man out of the shop, punching and kicking him.

    Mob carried him out while kids were beating him up:

    An elderly eye-witness — too terrified to provide a name — described how a large mob had dragged the sick old man out of the shop – ‘children were even beating up on him from below’.

    * “It was horrid. Even the cashiers added to the hysteria by screaming that the old man had to be killed if he wants to steal chocolates.’

    Brown’s daughter Rose-Marie Steyn said the old man had wandered from their home at around 12:30 from their home in Springbok Avenue, something he did often. “Everybody in our neighborhood knew of his confusion caused by his Alzheimer’s. We started worrying when he didn’t come home at around 13:30,’ she said.

    Police held him at gunpoint in a dark cell:
    A hairstylist working nearby then phoned her husband Willie to let them know that the old man had been arrested for theft.

    * “We spent all afternoon at the police station trying to see him but the police refused, claiming he was ‘aggressive’ and should rather sleep.’

    * “We told the police that he is an Alzheimer’s sufferer but they refused to listen,’ said his wife Rosa Brown. “A policeman even told me that he was keeping his gun on him because James was so wild.’ They insisted that he be kept in the cells until 18:00.

    “When we finally went to fetch him Willie went along to calm my dad down,’ said Mrs Steyn. The horrified family found the old man lying on his back on the floor of the dark cell, in a large puddle of blood. The police on the scene claimed he ‘d probably ‘fallen in the cell and hit his head’.

    Local doctor Leon Pelser immediately was called in to examine Mr Brown in the cell with family present.

    * Dr Pelser said: ‘it was so dark that I had to ask a policeman to turn on his flash light so that I could try and revive Mr Brown. Under these most horrid circumstances I opened up his airways with a pipe and massaged his heart, but to no avail. I entered the cause of death as ‘unnatural’.

    * “I examined him very thoroughly because I knew there will be an inquest.’

    Police superintendent Abie Khoabane claimed in his comments to Beeld newspaper that Brown ‘already had blood on his face and his clothes when the (shop’s) security guards handed him over to the police.’ He wasn’t there at the time – he ‘s just the police spokesman for the province.

    Dr Pelser said he’d found wounds to the old man’s right-eye, his nose and chin, and a large hole in the back of his skull. How he came to get these wounds will have to be established by an inquest.

    Beeld cited Mrs Sonto Mlotshwa, the manager of Kriel Shoprite – claiming that the old man had been “arrested for theft”.

    * She didn’t know a thing about the way he was assaulted by the mob during this ‘arrest’ although she must have been present, and the security guards wouldn’t say a word either.

    * And Shoprite‘s management are also stonewalling: they were unable to comment as to how a confused old man with Alzheimer’s ended up being arrested and assaulted by a howling mob of shoppers, being encouraged to ‘kill him’ by screaming tellers – just because he couldn’t remember whether he’d paid for a R8,50 bar of chocolate or not.

    Brown’s family are besides themselves with anger. “How can they do this to an old, sick man? He didn’t deserve this. His illness made him difficult at times, but he probably just forgot to pay,’ his daughter wept.

    PS: Shoprite’s management added that they use “outside contractors” to provide security… Of course that makes it all better.

  • Radiohead Video No Cameras No Lights | Jockohomo Datapanik

    In Radiohead’s new video ‘House of Cards’, there were no cameras on set. Instead, two scanning technologies were used to capture 3D images. Geometric Informatics scanning systems produced structured light to capture 3D images at close proximity, while a Velodyne LIDAR system that uses multiple lasers was used to capture large environments such as landscapes. In the video, 64 lasers rotating and shooting in a 360 degree radius 900 times per minute produced all the exterior scenes. Watch the making-of video to learn about how the video was made and the various technologies that were used to capture and render 3D data. Google has more.

    [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nTFjVm9sTQ&hl=en&w=425&h=344]

    Jockohomo Datapanik

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  • PS: no typhoon

    yup – no holiday behind storm doors for me. 2008Fengshen dwindled to a mere tropical storm edging past us…

    anyhoo – some more pics for you:

    Computex rocked!! (Taipei 101 in the background – recently downgraded to the 2nd highest building on earth…)
    ready, set, go! some of my kids at Kindergarten
    how do you punish rowdy kids? have them jump/practice their riverdancing.
    the view from my laundry room (back balcony) – yup, it’s the sea in the back.
  • Saucy Male Kiss For Heinz Mayo UK

    From Jockohomo Datapanik:

    A commercial for Heinz Mayo featuring two men kissing premieres on UK TV Monday evening. The ad is part of a campaign that reads, “Give your BLT a little NYC” with the concept of “the product tastes so good ‘It’s as if you have your own New York deli man in your kitchen.” only it’s rapped in a tasty gay kiss. The UK’s Guardian reports,

    “Heinz is set to challenge some viewer expectations with a light-hearted TV campaign that features two men sharing a kiss. (Watch Video) The new ad opens with a family on a normal morning routine with a young boy and girl getting ready for school and their father preparing for the office.

    The young boy and girl go to the kitchen to get their sandwiches, which are being prepared by a man with a New York accent dressed in a deli serving outfit who they refer to as “mum”. When their father goes to get his sandwich he says to mum in the kitchen “See you tonight love”. However, mum barks back “Hey, ain’t you forgetting something?”, at which point the two men share a kiss. Mum then sends the father off with the words: “Love you. Straight home from work, sweet cheeks.”

    Great advert, love the contrast of the tough talking New York deli guy/Mum with the sweet kids and the business man. It’s not exactly steamy stuff but hell it’s sure endearing and memorable. The Heinz Mayo commercial is miles ahead of anything that would ever appear on television in the states.

    Saucy Male Kiss For Heinz Mayo UK | Jockohomo Datapanik

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  • TAGG: Road trippin'

    This round of TAGG is kind of topical today – as I’m off to a masked affair in Taipei in two weeks (thanks Jayx!)

    So … you’re about to embark on a road trip to a theme party. You’re only allowed 5 CD’s, 3 essential items and are prompted to take along one outrageous/stupid item of clothing that you have to wear at the theme party to make you stand out (you must currently be in possession of this item of clothing).

    Do this and then TAG 5 people:
    My CD collection:
    1. Rammstein – Reise, Reise (duh)
    2. Ghislain Poirier – Breakupdown
    3. OST – Pricilla, Queen of the Desert – Various (you seriously expected me NOT to take this?)
    4. Koos Kombuis – Bloedrivier
    5. Popaganda – The Speed Of Sound (they cover “boom boom boom, let’s go back to my room… o.m.g.)

    Essential items:
    1. Cellphone
    2. Vanity case
    3. Laptop (Taipei has free WiFi!)

    Finally, the item of clothing:
    There’s this “sex on a hanger” red Jeun Paul Gualtier jacket that’s killing my budget facility…

    TAGG! you’re it!

    1. cb – ‘cuase I just need to know man!
    2. geoff – I’ve been way to quiet on your blog
    3. rod – you intrigue me ;0)
    4. bev – you actually do stuff like this
    5. erm… that Chinese girl… erm…

  • quickly, before she blows

    I was almost beginning to look forward to my first typhoon (2008fengshen), but the eye changed direction today – so we’ll only have rain tomorrow…


    so yeah – life rocks in Taiwan! adjusting to my new job (whilst running the one in SA at night), the weather, an amazing new culture and finding my own apartment was (and sometimes still is) a bone-chilling rush!

    teaching kindergarten is no walk in the park… as an activist – I spoke in public, on the radio and even on TV. but standing in front of eighteen odd 3-year olds is downright scary. especially at first, when three of them would spontaneously burst out in tears the moment I set foor in the classroom.

    my Mom explained this to me: not only have they never seen someone with so much hair (legs, arms, chest, beard) – not to mention the color of my hair, skin and eyes – I’m also a giant! from their perspective, I’m a tree right out of Tolkien’s imagination: all trunk and branches – topped with two nostrils!!

    Thankfully, they’ve grown accustomed to me and have forgotten all about the “hairy troll” that the smallest one saw on the first day. (they’re reading (well, listening to) “the three goats”)

    Here are some random pics for your entertainment:

    a golden Buddha outside PuLi

    that be chicken feet y’all… collagen rules!
    outside a restaurant in Jhubei – notice the parrot, two pig-chefs and live pig…
    happy as a Palestinian pig
    he would probably tell you why – if you understood Chinese

  • last Thursday, I gave you my passport:

    Cathay Pacific’s flight from Johannesburg to Hong Kong was awesome!

    and the stint with DragonAir was lovely as well – I had 2 seats!!
    now I’m in Taiwan. still finding my bearings and having a blast :0)
    my post will most probably be sporadic (at best) untill I’ve managed to find a WiFi broadcast area in the township of DongGang. I will only have permanent internet at home in about a month’s time. (I have to have my Alien Resident Certificate in order to get DSL at home… oh yeah, and I need to have a home to put it in.)
    should be off to town with my American host in a few minutes – cross them fingers!
    love to all – can’t wait to fire up my laptop and catch up on your super blogs.